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"Be the type of person that you want to meet."
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"Save trees! Avoid homework."
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"What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs"
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"A girl should be like butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch."
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"Heaven won’t have me and hell is afraid, I’ll take over!"
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"I can’t stop loving you even after eternity."
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"Yes, I’m Hot but I’m not the one who’s causing global warming. So stop checking my bio!"
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"I prefer my puns intended."
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"I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice."
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"When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together."
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"You’re scared to tell people how much it hurts, so you keep it all to yourself"
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"There is no remedy for love than to love more."
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"Nothing can stop you from climbing a cliff only if you know how to fall."
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"Try to raise small talk to medium talk here."
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"Hey, you are reading my bio again."
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"Bio under construction…..check back soon."
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"Because every picture tells a story…"
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"I just want someone who can put the same effort I put in."
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"First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed"
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"Lift up your head Princess. If not the crown falls."
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"Rivers never go reverse."
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"Best $$ yet to come to me."
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"I don’t like to follow I like being followed."
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"I’m not perfect, I’m just limited edition "
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"I dreamt of a forever but I guess he had a different view."
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"Error: Bio unavailable."
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"One of the papers cut for survivor."
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"There. I joined Instagram. Happy now?"
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"I love my computer because all my friends live inside it."
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"Buddy, can you paradigm?"
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"Don’t be afraid to be the full package."
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"Missing you isn’t what hurts. It’s knowing that I had you that’s killing me."
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"Be Young. Be Dope. Be Proud."
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"Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog"
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"Hearts get hurt. They broke. They get fixed and the cycle gets repeated."
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"Time is precious, waste it wisely."
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"I smile all the time so that nobody knows how broken I’m inside."
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"I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"
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"Negative Vibers!! Go Fuck Yourself."
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"Go to my page to know my name."
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"These days, we lived for."
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"Problem solver. Social media fanatic. Passionate travel guru."
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"Cry a river. Build a bridge. Walk over it."
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"Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and beat you through experience."
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"Failure is not Final."
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"I do not know whats messier my hair or life."
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"Our greatest joy and our greatest pain come in our relationships with others."
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"As the light begins to intensify, so does my misery, and I wonder how it is possible to hurt so much when nothing is wrong."
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"I am real one hope so for my followers."
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"You’ve changed me forever. And I’ll never forget you."
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"Save trees! Avoid homework."
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"Follow me on Insta, so that I can remember you."
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"Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you."
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"Lie is a story ruined by truth"
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"And in the end, it’s not the people you miss. It’s the memories."
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"Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to"
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"When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets."
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"My laziness is like 8; Once I lie down it’s infinite."
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"My new profile picture after so long"
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"If you are confident, you are beautiful."
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"If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher."
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"Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy."
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"Being pissed off gets old I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level"
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"Fond of colors, morning air, nature and a good cup of tea."
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"I never stopped loving you, just stopped showing it."
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"I love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life."
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"You’ll not find my CGPA here, nerd!"
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"My favorite kinds of people are the relatives who give money when they leave."
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"My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I’m right!"
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"Amigo, would you be able to ideal model?"
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"A whole new life is waiting for you to step ahead."
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"You’re too rad to be sad."
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"Following me is a dream of many. Try yourself."
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"You can never get me out of your head."
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"The pain I feel is the only thing that reminds me I’m still alive."
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"Catch flights, not Feelings."
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"If I’m weird with you, I’m comfortable with you "
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"I wish only if we could last a little longer."
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"I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier."
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"Nobody said it’d be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."
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"She loved mysteries so much that she became one."
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"Happiness is a warm puppy"
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"Only great minds can afford a simple style."
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"Live for the moments you can’t put into words."
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"Flowing with life like a river."
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"One tequila, two tequila, I am on the floor."
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"Caution: You might get addicted to me!!"
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"Love makes one’s heart weak and weakness can never be my trait."
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"Follow me and get some really chubby pics."
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"Looking for rest, rational soundness & The Shire"
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"To endlessness and past."
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"The fool didn’t knew it was impossible, so HE DID IT!!"
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"I want to fix my attitude. Bob the builder is working on that."
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"I’m the rainbow that drives your clouds away."
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"Yes I am a girl and Pink is not my favorite color."
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"Every ‘I am okay’ actually means ‘I am totally broken."
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"Silence is the most powerful scream."
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"Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much"
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"The happier you are the more beautiful you become."
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"So it’s true when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love."
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"Welcome to my Instagram feed, where people come to enjoy me."
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"When a man treats his woman like a princess, it is proof that he has been raised by a queen."
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"Different faces, different experiences, different monsters in this world."
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" It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out andhappened to things."
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"Being a girl is cool and fun but not always."
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants is to be happy."
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"What happens, when you take life in your hands?"
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"Never Forget, The world is yours. Terms and Conditions Apply."
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"The ugly truth is no one is really happy in their life."
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"Sky above me, earth below me, fire within me."
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"Put on efforts for the life you imagined."
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"Life won’t be easier, you have to be stronger."
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"Everytime people ask me if I’m okay, it’s just a reminder that I’m not"
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"My mind fluently conveys what my soul speaks."
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"Wining is not getting everything, but wanting to win."
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"Crying allows your eyes to speak when your mouth can no longer explain how broken your heart is."
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"I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain."
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"Hit the follow button and be amazed."
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"Love is the beauty of the soul."
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"Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything"
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"Looking into someone’s eyes changes the entire conversation "
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"A strong woman looks a challenge in the eyes and gives it a wink."
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"Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin."
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"Create drama to fake people."
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"Massive success is the best revenge"
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"I am personification of caffeine."
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"I will kill you by making you laugh."
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"I’m built from every mistake I have ever made."
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"I know KARATE…. and a few difficult words."
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"The most you can expect from me is unconditional like"
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"The sky is not the Limit the Mind is."
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"I don’t need followers. But you seem like a nice person"
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"We got that Friday feeling."
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"Beautiful things don’t ask for attention."
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"Sometimes amidst the concrete jungles, we forget about little beauties."
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"I’m kind of big deal on Instagram."
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"This is a wonderful day, and I have never seen this one before."
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"Love is blind. It couldn’t see that I was hurt."
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"If it doesn’t burn a little, what’s the point of playing with fire?"
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"Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see"
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"Weekend, please don’t leave me."
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"Don’t let people tell you the sky is the limit, when there’s footprints on the moon "
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"When nothing goes right, go left instead!"
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"Don’t be the same, be better!"
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"I thoroughly enjoy minding my own business "
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"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
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"Time doesn’t heal wounds, it just makes them old enough that you get used to the pain."
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"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich"
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"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
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"Spend twice the time with your children and half the money. Your children turn out well."
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"I’m not second option, you either choose me or lose me."
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"Think like a queen, queen is not afraid of failure."
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"I would rather die of passion than of boredom."
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"Do what makes you happy!"
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"Lift someone else, if you want to lift yourself."
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"Hey there! Instagram is using my Data balance!"
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"You see the blue follow button! I’d tap that!"
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"What brings you here?"
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"Not everyone has to like me. Not everyone has taste."
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"Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."
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"I am unique. I am special. I am ME."
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"I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you will never find someone who loves you as much as I do."
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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it."
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"Following me is a dream of many. Try yourself."
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"If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!"
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"Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin."
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"I am attempting to raise casual conversation with you."
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"I wonder what my dog named me"
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"I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me."
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"Pretending classy is easy, being classy is something."
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"I want someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it "
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"Be fiercely independent and irriplaceable."
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"Being Ignored."
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"Words do not express your energy."
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"Just because I let you don’t mean I wanted to"
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"Challenges make life interesting, overcoming them make it beautiful."
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"You see everyone has a story but mine is a mystery."
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"Awarded as best picture of the year!"
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"It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were"
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"You’ll never get the dog that you want, you’ll always get the dog that you need"
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"If I die today, host my funeral with smiles. With my hearts having slivers all around, they might hurt if you’d come closer."
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"If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think"
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"You were the sunshine of my life. But I guess an eclipse came in between."
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"Oh God! In my life, I don’t even ask happiness, just a little less painful"
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"There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
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"Live the life you’ve imagined!"
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"I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog."
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"If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours."
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"I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you will never find someone who loves you as much as I do."
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"Failed to guess my names, follow on instagram."
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"If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption."
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"Love is a four-legged word"
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"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back."
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"What does a movie worth without it’s audience?"
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"Some of the most painful scars: the ones that hurt the most are the scars that can’t be seen"
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"You cannot handle me. Even if I came with a set of instruction."
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"Life is short….Smile while you still have teeth."
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"Wake up with determination. Go to bed with satisfaction."
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"A sky full of stars but why you staring at me?"
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"When you are Downie, eat a brownie."
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"Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see"
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"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
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"I’m so cute, I should wear a warning."
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"Mumbai - you come, you see. It conquers"
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"I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself."
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"Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art"
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"Last name hungry, first name always."
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"I’m afraid of being forgotten. Because it seems everyone I get close to, ends up forgetting me."
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"Don’t ever let anyone dull your sparkle."
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"A wise man once said nothing "
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"The most beautiful thing a women can wear is confidence."
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"My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty"
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"My property will be taken up by those who will follow me on Instagram."
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"All my dreams were shattered after we broke up."
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"Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives"
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"I’m old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway."
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"Wherever I go and whenever I go, I just want to spread sparkling happiness around."
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"Quitters get into REHAB."
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"Ignore me. I don’t care. I’m used to it anyways. I’m invisible."
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"I know, I’m lucky and you will follow me."
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"Don’t invest emotions. Love is a depreciating asset."
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"Every moment matters."
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"Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen"
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"You are your own gold mine!"
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"I’m mysterious and magical at the same time."
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"I only use Instagram to stalk."
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"The future belongs to those who believe in beauty of their Dreams."
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"We are separated by distances, not by hearts."
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"They laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same."
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"He believed in love but the fear of heartbreak stopped him from confronting his feelings."
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"If there are no dogs in heaven, I don't want to go "
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"Recovering ice cream addict."
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"It is no fun sticking to the rules."
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"We all start as strangers, why confused?"
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"A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t."
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"Just to avoid getting hurt, he started living alone."
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"The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells."
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"I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation."
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"I don’t need your approval to be me."
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"My therapist has four legs and a tail"
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"Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION."
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"People are lonely, they build walls instead of bridges."
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"I do not guarantee, the bio I am posting is not true."
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"No matter how loves ends, it always finds a way to end with a tear."
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"I have the key to world peace, but someone changed the lock."
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"Dogs are my favorite people"
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"Yes, I’m Hot but I’m not the one who’s causing global warming. So stop checking my bio!"
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"I hope Karma slaps you in the face right before I do!"
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"Remember, half the people you know are below average."
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"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
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"Lets wander where Wi-Fi is weak."
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"I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with fewer wrinkles."
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"I’m not perfect, I’m just original "
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"Be a Warrior not a Worrier"
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"I am pretty much like a butterfly. Good luck trying to catch me."
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"Conceived at an exceptionally youthful age."
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"My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all the riches under heaven."
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"Behind every girl’s favorite song, is an untold story."
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"A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better."
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"Having a dog will bless you with the happiest days of your life, and one of the worst days"
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"Smile to show you have teeth."
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"Seek respect not attention. It lasts longer."
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"Follow me, get the coolest bio to copy."
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"Born to express not to impress."
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"I’m not telling you to follow me but my heart insists"
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"Battery about to die. Finally giving me a chance to live my life."
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"Surround yourself from makeup not negativity."
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"When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you."
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"Monsters don’t sleep under your bed, they scream inside of your head."
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"Follow me and give me a reason to follow you."
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"Beautiful women, follow me."
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"Welcome to my Instagram feed, where people come to enjoy me."
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"Hugs and kisses are not enough if you don’t have the feeling of love and respect."
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"He is a prisoner of pain. The heavy chains of his broken heart never let him move on."
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"You are thinking, is this game."
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"I love my computer because all my friends live inside it."
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"I’m a visionary with a vision so scary."
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"My life is in my hands, and there is space for more lives."
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"Not everyone deserves a seat at your table."
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"It is okay to be angry. It is never okay to be cruel."
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"The more men I meet, the more I love my dog"
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"I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful."
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"Be like a Diamond, precious and rare not like a stone found everywhere."
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"I’m loving it!!!"
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"A Caffeine dependent life-form."
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"The best is yet to come."
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
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"Follow me or die."
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"I am learning to fall in love with the sound of my feet walking away from the things not worth my time."
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"Life is either a great adventure or nothing."
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"At the end of the day, life should certainly ask us whether we want to save changes or not."
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"I wasn’t lucky. I deserved it."
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"Let them say it and be busy slaying it"
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"Your fantasies will be real, just follow after you are fed up with reality."
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"I found 100 ways to success but I did not fail."
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"If I’m a nightmare whose dream you are?"
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"I don’t make mistakes, I date them."
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"I am saving my abstinence from marriage."
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"Be your kind of beautiful "
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"Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommended things!"
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"Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail"
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"Money can buy happiness or not. Find the answer let me know."
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"People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long"
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"When i’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…."
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"Fabulous ends in “us”. Too much of coincidence? I think not."
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"Stress does not go with my outfit!"
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"You were there in my glossy days but in my darkest days, even your shadow wasn’t there."
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"I have a phenomenal swag."
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"Always be different to be irreplaceable."
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"Problem solver. Social media fanatic. Passionate travel guru."
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"Just look at me. God is too creative."
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"Don’t dm Telepathy only!"
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"Being single doesn’t mean always available."
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"The best therapist has fur and four legs"
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"Earlier I use to be atheist, and then I realized I am God."
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"I just rap occasionaly."
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"Need an ark? I Noah guy."
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"A girl should be two things: Who and What she wants."
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"Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker"
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"You’re not too old and it’s not too late"
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"Hearts are breakable, even when you heal, you’re never what you were before"
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"I’m a girl…Don’t touch my hair, face, phone or boyfriend."
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"Die with your passion, then your boredom."
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"Love isn’t easy that’s why only those who are capable to tackle it, get it"
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"Every girl has two sides."
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"When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick."
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"I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice."
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"I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code."
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"I didn’t failed test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
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"There is no force powerful than a woman determined to rise."
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"Ice-cream is cheaper than therapy."
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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself"
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"If you show me 1% goodness, I’ll show 100% in return. But if you show 1% of attitude, I’ll show 100% of it."
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"History is made by those who breaks the rules "
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"If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile I would be a millionaire"
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"Be a Warrior, not a Worrier."
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"Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and beat you through experience."
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"Trying to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud."
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"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way."
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"Stab the body and it heals, but injure the heart and the wound lasts a lifetime."
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"World’s may say that it’s over but somewhere in the heart, a feeling called love was still there."
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"I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
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"hate getting flashbacks from things that I don’t want to remember"
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"Surround yourself with makeup not negativity."
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"Stay a mystery, it’s better."
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"If you’re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty."
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"Be crazy. Be happy. Be weird. Be you."
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"Hey…. is it me, whom you looking for?"
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"The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal."
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"My blood is made of coffee."
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"Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door"
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"I started out with nothing & dtill have most of it left."
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"Everyone is going to hurt you. You just need to find that one person who is worth suffering for."
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"You can see well only with heart"
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"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken."
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"Nothing can stop you from climbing a cliff only if you know how to fall."
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"Your fantasies will be real, just follow after you are fed up with reality."
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"Love me but leave me wild."
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"Everything looks cute when it gets my touch."
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"Don’t just exist. Live."
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"Problems start with you, ends with ME."
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"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
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"चलो किसीकी लाइफ रौशन करते हैं"
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"My funny swag is not everyones cup of tea."
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"I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me."
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"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
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"If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room"
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"Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
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"Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path "
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"What kind of dog doesn't bark? A hush puppy!"
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"Dog kisses fix everything"
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"Girls want attention. Women want respect."
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"It’s better to be alone rather than in a wrong relationship."
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit."
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"Dear Past, stop tapping me on the shoulders, I don’t wanna look back"
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"Nowadays, forever ends when you find someone better."
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"Everyone has a time to stand with their head held high, everyone has a time to break down and cry."
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"God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height."
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"Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer SELECTIVE PARTICIPATION."
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"Never lower your standards for a guy, make him raise his standards for you."
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"Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway."
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"The worst missing is missing your old self."
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"I love my job only when I’m on a vacation."
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"Being born a girl should not be a disadvantage."
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"There is great beauty in being yourself."
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"I’m here to evade companions on Facebook."
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"I’m here to evade companions on Facebook."
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"Butterfly… pretty to watch and hard to catch."
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"I’m not anti-social, I’m selectively social "
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"Nothing ever could undo the pain you caused to me."
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"It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am"
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"Find yourself and be that."
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"And so she decided to start living the life she imagined."
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"Life is a journey and only you hole the key."
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"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole"
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"I talk like a child and I never pay for beverages."
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"You see everyone has a story but mine is a mystery."
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"Flip the coin, If its head I am your, then tail you are mine."
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"My life is in my hands, and there is space for more lives."
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"Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you "
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"I’m a sweet lil Girl, but if you make me mad, remember I always have a pocketful of crazy waiting to come out!!"
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"I start out with nothing, now I have most of it."
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"One day you will miss me."
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"I am so open-minded, my brains will fall out someday."
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"If it wasn’t for the pain I felt yesterday,"
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"I’m power to be figured with, I figure."
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"No job is complete until the selfie is posted."
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"If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0"
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"I vibe different."
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"I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better. The girl that makes you say,’My life has changed since I met her"
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"It is not your job to like me it’s mine."
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"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
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"Relationships and understanding are buried under the concept of self-respect and ego."
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"I’am nicer when I like my outfit."
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"Too lazy to think of a caption!"
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"Because this is my life and that’s the only explanation you need "
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"Will indicate lower leg for five minutes of the remote"
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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it."
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"The best revenge is massive success."
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"I am the only person who has an account in Instagram and does not claim to be a social media guru."
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"Better an oops than considering a what if."
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"When born was analog, by design digital."
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"When i’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…."
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"I can’t be out of money, I still have checks left."
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"I’m no beauty queen, I’m beautiful like me."
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"Being yourself is the prettiest thing you can be."
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"Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on"
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"All you need is love & a dog"
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"I am busy sometime, that does mean you ignore me."
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"No matter how you feel, Get up, Dress up, Show up and Never give up."
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"Too busy to be upset."
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"Following me is easy, unfollowing me is impossible."
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"I used to have life, someone told me to create instagram profile."
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"I’m the rainbow that drives your clouds away."
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"The most you can expect from me is unconditional like"
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"I didn’t choose to be like this. The world makes me like this."
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"Be like that wind that can turn into a tornado."
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"I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained"
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"Being a girl is not easy; you have to deal with seven shades of pink you never ever heard of."
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"It’s amazing how someone can break your heart and you can still love them with all the little pieces."
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit."
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"I have to be funny because being hot is not an option."
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"Wherever I go and whenever I go, I spread sparkling happiness around."
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"I like hashtags because they look like waffles"
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"Less care. Less stress."
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"I’m truly a titan cupcake. Perplexed about crazy rides and dry ice."
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"Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs."
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"I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code."
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"Be the woman you want your daughter to be."
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"I cannot recall who had stolen my bio."
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"I wish I could text my dog"
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"Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee."
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"I will go into survival mode if tickled."
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"My autobiography is this."
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"Better to be strong than pretty and useless."
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"A girl should be two things: CLASSY & FABULOUS."
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"Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think."
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"I’m not shrewd. I simply wear glasses."
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"I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
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"SPREAD your WINGS & FLY."
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"I’m a visionary with a vision so scary."
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"I’m too good at converting oxygen into carbon dioxide."
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"Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material."
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"I am walking on a never-ending path of success."
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"A successful woman is one who can build a firm foundation with bricks others have thrown at her."
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"I’m not lazy, just relaxed."
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"Let’s leave what’s left behind and relive."
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"Dreams don’t work unless you do."
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"A part of me will be waiting for you lifetime."
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"Bio under construction…..check back soon."
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"I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!"
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"Sometimes the best therapist has far and four legs"
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"Be original……be you!!"
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"If our journey is same then why don’t you follow me to walk behind?"
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"I didn’t want to steal people’s bio and felt extremely lazy to write my own."
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"The fat of my body is designer!"
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"I’m slowly Giving Up."
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"The bags under my eyes are Gucci."
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"I wish, I could donate my body fat to those in need."
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"Art is not a mirror to hold up to society, but a hammer with which to shape it"
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"Living my life in my style."
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"Beauty only gets attention, but personality captures the heart."
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"I’m here to inspire the F out of you!"
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"Busy in spreading smiles everywhere."
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"You may have seen a lot of beautiful faces but here’s a beautiful soul waiting for you."
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"Trying to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud."
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"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
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"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus."
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"Think beyond practical boundaries."
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"The world always seems brighter when you’ve just made something that wasn’t there before"
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"It’s really sad how one day I’ll seem to have everything going right then the next day I’ll lose everything so"
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"Life too short, get my story on Insta"
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"We all have a story to tell. Will you help me penning down mine?"
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"Working hard to make my mitochondria proud."
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"It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and then don’t say it."
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"Stay classy!!"
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"I like hashtags because they look like waffles"
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"The only thing that is certain in life is that it’ll steal everything you love."
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"Even though you were standing beside me, you were never there for me."
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"There’s a button called Follow, press it. Bios cannot tell my story."
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"I love rumors. I always find out amazing things about myself I never knew."
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"In stead of wiping your tears, wipe away the people who create them"
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"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door."
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"Crazy dog lady"
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"My style is unique, please don’t copy it"
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"I can see you are a dreamer. You dream of becoming me."
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"I and my uncle are dreaming to be millionaire. Follow us to know more."
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"Dog leave paw prints on your heart"
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"I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing-it wastes your time and annoys the pig."
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"You can't buy happiness, but you can rescue it"
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"If I keep paying attention, I’m going to be in debt."
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"You don’t cross my mind. You live there!"
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"Instagram status is just loading. Follow me."
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"Neither you nor I have any life."
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"When you are happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you are sad you understand the lyrics."
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"Sooner or later everyone will cause you pain…You just have to figure out which ones are worth it."
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"I’m totally trending right now!"
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"Dogs’ lives are too short Their only fault, really"
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"Sometimes all you wanna do is stay quiet just to find out who cares about you enough to ask you why…"
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"Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend Never owned a dog"
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"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."
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"Ice-cream is cheaper than therapy."
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"Walking through the lanes of my life alone."
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"I am the only person who has an account in Instagram and does not claim to be a social media guru."
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"Dream it, Believe it, Achieve it!!"
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"I put the hot in insane."
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"I am in limited edition, not special."
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"Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly."
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"Is my makeup good? No, I can still see you."
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"Make peace and keep on slaying."
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"We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson."
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"Such an illusion we all are living in!"
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"Let them say it and be busy slaying it."
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"50% Savage. 50% Sweetness."
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"इस दीवाली फिरसे जीए अपनी बचपन को"
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"Everyone said I could be Anything .. So I became Sexy! "
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"Great work is the result of seeking out tension not avoiding it."
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"If you got eyes, look at me now."
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"Darling, I am a nightmare, dressed like a daydream."
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"I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome."
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"Following me is easy, unfollowing me is impossible."
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"You can never get me out of your head."
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"I am like a beautiful ocean of feelings that can raise tsunami if hurt."
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"Hey there! Instagram is using my Data balance!"
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"They told me I couldn’t, that’s why I did."
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"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."
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"It’s a lovely life!"
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"Follow me and give me a reason to follow you."
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"I speak fluent sarcasm!"
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"Stop running and start living."
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"She has fire in her soul and grace in her heart"
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"You are never fully dressed without a Smile."
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants is to be happy."
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"I’m the person your mother warned you about."
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"Chocolates understands us, does not asks questions."
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"Born free! Now I’m expensive."
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"I’m just a shy guy asking out you to be friend."
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"Please don’t forget to smile."
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"You have to be ODD, to be number ONE."
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"Born to express, not to impress."
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"I never knew that you could give my place to someone else so soon."
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"I’m the queen of my own little world."
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"I didn’t change, I just found myself."
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"Lust won’t last and love won’t end."
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"Decency is my jewel."
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"I will kill you by making you laugh."
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"I love crying in the rain. because when I do, no one can hear the pain."
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"Superpowers? Procrastination!"
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"The saddest thing in the world is loving someone who used to love you."
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"I’m not lazy…..I’m on energy saving mode."
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"I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things; give me Loan and then leave me Alone."
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"Don’t be afraid just be yourself."
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"Bios can not tell my whole story. Press the follow button."
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"The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters."
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"Forever in pursuit of the good vibes "
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"Full transformation online to a cuddly warm and happy life."
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"My best friend has a fur and a tail"
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"Follow me, to get my cute pics."
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"I tried really hard, I promise. But one day I just woke up and I couldn’t handle it anymore."
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"They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did."
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"Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness."
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"I don’t care about your opinion."
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"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
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"A crumbled piece of paper cannot be fixed to become a fine one and so does a broken relationship."
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"Work until your idols become your rivals."
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"I’m a Texan with bunches of sentiments and beautiful hair."
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"I didn’t failed test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
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"You never need to worry about your players when your goal keeper is GOD."
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"Being a girl is so expensive."
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"People will stare, I make it worth their while."
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"Go wild for a while."
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"I am my own gold mine."
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"With this smile, I can get away with anything."
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"It is never too late to learn something."
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"Why to be sane and waste this life when you can totally rock the floor of craziness?"
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"Depression, Breakups, losing a loved one is a stage of life-changing."
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"If my Absence doesn’t affect you then my presence has no meaning."
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" Having the love of your life break up with you and say we can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mom saying you can stillkeep him."
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"There is beauty in simplicity."
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"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever."
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"Its hard to be a Woman. You must think like a man, Act like a lady, Look like a young girl and Work like a horse."
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"I’m not supposed to miss you, I’m not supposed to care."
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"Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all."
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"My daily routine: Get up, Be brilliant, Go back to bed, Repeat!"
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"Beauty is power, a smile is it’s sword."
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"I am changing my password to “incorrect”. From now my password is incorrect."
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"Every smile has a mystery behind"
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"Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off."
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"The best selfies are the ones that aren’t."
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"Don’t leave me alone because I never wanna leave you."
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"Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality "
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"I wanna be different just like everyone else."
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"Smile is the only fashion that last forever."
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"I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am."
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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
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"Problems start with you, ends with ME."
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"You made me cry, you told me lies, but I can’t stand to say goodbye."
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"You can die with memories but not dreams."
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"I am not perfect but I am limited edition."
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"One person’s #LOL is another’s #WTF."
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"Every time I see you I fall in love all over again."
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"Turn that blue follow button to white."
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"It’s better to break up when the sweet love turns into poison."
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"Everyday I smile and act like nothing’s wrong. Its called putting everything aside and simply being strong."
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"Own what’s yours, or else others will try to"
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"I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs"
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"The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly."
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"Wanna be a part of my journey? Get on the boat."
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"I am known at the gym as the “before picture”."
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"Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommended things!"
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"Ambition on fleek!"
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"He's not fat, he's husky!"
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"Behind every successful women is herself."
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"Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog"
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"Words are unable to explain my energy on Fridays."
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"A strong man can handle a strong woman "
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"Expect less. Because you are not getting more anyway."
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"I swear to drunk I am not God."
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"Eat……..sleep……..regret…..repeat."
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"I won’t cry for you. My Mascara’s too expensive."
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"Life is short….Smile while you still have teeth."
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"I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog."
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"She’s a little bit of heaven with a wild side"
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"It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong with me."
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"I’m the reason I smile everyday."
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"Being classy isn’t a choice. It’s a lifestyle."
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"वो हमारी पटाखो से डरती थी, हम उसकी रांगोळी पे मरते थे 😋 "
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"I hate that I love"
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"My favorite kinds of people are the relatives who give money when they leave."
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"Never Forget, The world is yours. Terms and Conditions Apply."
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"White lips, pale face, I detest the whole human race."
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"If I had to describe my personality, I’d say good looking."
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"दिया जलाये, दोस्ती नहीं"
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"I am poor or everything is just expensive."
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"I'm mutts about my dog"
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"When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance."
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"I’m the hottest but not the cause of melting ice in Antarctica."
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"Hope is the heartbeat of the soul."
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"With every tear her eyes dropped, she started hating even the feeling of love."
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"I am on a journey of life. Wanna come? Ahhh! Press that follow button then."
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"I am the dawn they talk about."
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"Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect "
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"The worst feeling is pretending you don’t care about something, when it’s all you seem to think about."
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"I’m an odd combination of”REALLY SWEET” and “DON’T MESS WITH ME”"
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"Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!"
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"Fake the people to rip off the drama."
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"Make life fun, tomorrow isn’t guaranteed."
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"The ego wants quantity, but the soul wants quantity"
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"Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself on the inside and out."
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"I may be a young girl, but behind every young girl is a powerful father."
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"My mind is full of You!"
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"I like insta, go and see my weird pictures."
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"The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, BE ONE."
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"I can’t just give up my class."
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"Studying about me won’t help you graduate!"
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"Hey there! I am misusing my insta handle."
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"Radiate positive vibes."
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"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken."
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"I graduated from the University of Selfies."
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"You can hit the snooze button to stop the time flying."
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"I never make the same mistake twice. A minimum of 5-7 times is necessary for me in order to learn anything."
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"When life gets blurry, adjust your focus."
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"Some people are alive only because laws are enforced against killing people."
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"Strong women conquer the world."
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"My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life because of it"
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"One day you’ll look back and be glad that you didn’t give up"
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"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do"
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"Read me slowly."
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"Dream big and dare to fail."
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"I’m just a girl who enjoys minding her business… Literally!"
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"Anything is paws-ible with a dog by your side"
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"If my Dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either"
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"In a relationship with my goals."
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"*Insert your bio here*."
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"Turn your face towards sun, and the shadows fall behind you"
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"Marvelous closures in “us” occurrence? I think not."
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"I am on a journey of life. Wanna come? Ahhh! Press that follow button then."
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"I am fire and ice. People fear my cold and crave my warmth."
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"I’m busy saving everybody else when I can’t even save myself."
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"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!"
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"Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with broken soul or a one-sided lover."
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"Welcome to our home where dog hair is both a fashion accessory & a condiment"
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"You may have seen a lot of beautiful faces but here’s a beautiful soul waiting for you."
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"It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey. Enjoy your ride"
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"Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem."
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"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
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"I liked memes before they were on Instagram."
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"Dog hair is my glitter"
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"I’m not crazy, my reality is just different than yours."
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"Cherish the way that you sparkle."
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"I feel so miserable that I can’t be around normal people without making them miserable, too…"
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"No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart."
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"I am the addiction running in your veins."
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"I never make the same mistake twice. A minimum of 5-7 times is necessary for me in order to learn anything."
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"I loved you so much but I forgot loving you so much is going to hurt me only."
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"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
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"Happy girls are the prettiest."
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"I like people who don’t need people to like them."
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"If you wanna come second… Follow me!"
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"A Terrible thing is to blame someone."
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"Don’t judge me. You know my name, but not my story."
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"My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art"
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"If Girls are Oscar, then I am Leonardo DiCaprio."
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"The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it…"
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"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."
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"This is me half sane and sleep deprived."
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"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams."
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"I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive."
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"If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front."
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"Me fail English? That’s impossible!"
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"And sometimes you just have to forget about that person you once liked and move on."
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"The best revenge is massive success."
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"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m getting fat."
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"Think for you to find yourself."
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"One person’s #LOL is another’s #WTF."
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"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
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"Why Instagram? Because there is no place for your photos to live and be seen."
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"We met for a reason. Either you are a blessing or a lesson."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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"Say YES to new adventures."
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"Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, then I realize my voice is worse than my problem."
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"My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all the riches under heaven."
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"Never try to teach a pig to sing-it wastes your time and annoys the pig."